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taco-bell-rey:

Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.

and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.

2101N
7 hours ago
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thsfrays:

T R A S H

thsfrays:

T R A S H

175250N
7 hours ago
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princessstiel:

subculturalqueer:

I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

The pansexual agenda.

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melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

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14 hours ago
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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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19 hours ago
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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day

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20 hours ago
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ghost-anus:

culler-of-booty:

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

1N
20 hours ago
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eating ass feels like something a bottom would do? idk it just feels that way

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1 day ago
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docislegend:

wholove:

redbeautyqueens:

#best plot twist in modern film history

#lol ok Regina you keep writing in your little book whatever Cady got you goo-OH HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST SHE JUST PUT HER OWN—WHAT?—WHAT GAME ARE YOU PLAYING?!!

tag your fucking spoilers

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1 day ago
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weteevee:

how much wood would a hetero dude suck if a hetero dude could suck wood

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1 day ago
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If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

833N
1 day ago
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harryorgans:

is this what having a period is like?

harryorgans:

is this what having a period is like?

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1 day ago
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l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

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“When I was 18 we were on the Warped Tour and this big huge security guard used to run around and he would go ‘yo, Sunkist!’ He would call me Sunkist everywhere I walked around. So this is my Sunkist orange. And I try to shoot for this every time, but it varies.”

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