Lana's #1 bitch
could suck a dick rn tbh

Nick. 14/Pan/Cis/He/Him/His. Hmu! Snapchat is nick_elkin. Kik is Caatik. Search Nick(Caatik) and add me on Skype!

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jami-c:

Disney’s Meet the Robinsons in a nutshell

jami-c:

Disney’s Meet the Robinsons in a nutshell

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rabbrakha:

Parineeti Chopra responds to a male reporter who claims to know nothing about periods (menstrual cycle). [X]

SO IMPORTANT.

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6 hours ago
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HEDWIG is a phenomenon

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princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

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“Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil”

- William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)
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caprellid:

original art do not steal

caprellid:

original art do not steal

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the-snow:

People joke about pansexuals loving Pans.

But the sad thing is, you all have not seen how excited I get when cookware goes on sale. I am just really, really excited about things I can cook with.

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17 hours ago
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thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

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17 hours ago
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Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

thugmissus:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

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18 hours ago
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16, female brown eyes, honey gold hair, 5' 3", loves music, baking and painting. Would probably bake cookies with you and then cuddle in a blanket fort watching movies
- Anonymous

yaaaaaaaaaaaaasss why aren’t you in my life rn u probly wouldn’t date me tho

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Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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best-intentions:

lemounade:

lemounade:

if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you

indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school

God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.

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